Mike Goldberg Knows Boxing

This Gold nugget dates back to UFC 28.

"George Holmes" + "You're an asshole!" at the :18 mark = This is amazing.

This Just In: Some People are Bilingual

UFC 71. Karo Parisyan vs. Josh Burkman:

Joe Rogan: "Karo's receiving instructions in two different languages."

Mike Goldberg: "And he understands them both."

Weirdo vs. Hippie

Ultimate Fight Night 11. Luke Cummo vs. Edilberto Crocota:

On Crocota: "That's a weird dude."

On Luke: "...and then you talk about the crazy hippie, Luke Cummo."

Get The F Out

UFC 79. Chuck throws a kick at Wanderlei:

"Attacking with the teet, Chuck Liddell..."

The Other Left

UFC 79. Machida vs. Sokoudjou:

Mike Goldberg: "...catches a right jab..."
Joe Rogan: "That was a straight left."
Mike Goldberg: "Yeah it was. Pardon me."

Goldie's Consonant Exchange Program

UFC 60: Spencer Fisher vs. Matt Wiman:

"Spencer Fisher has finally achieved a level where he can focus full-time on fighting. A late change means he faces Watt Miman."

A Star is Born